If you prefer not to kill, you can always hogtie somebody and put them in front of the ghost train (a spooky easter egg). You can push helpless people in front of the deadly cow catcher as it speeds past. You can throw yourself onto a moving carriage from horseback to evade Jonathan Law. You can hop on as a passenger and rob the conductor down to his britches. Things get heated on these finely replicated hot-water whooshers of the late 1800s. They even put the engine on the top deck, which is probably a health and safety nightmare but I don't think the winged princes of hades are bothered. Their steamy helltrain has three decks, more than enough space to stack monstrous rows of vegetation and many stabby candelabras. The demons of card flicking roguelike Monster Train must be inspired by those tall French choo-choos. That's travelling in style, something British rail refuses to do.
You ever catch one of those fancy European trains? Fast as flip and two decks, like a big boat on rails.
